Mum told me I should keep a record of the funny things my kids say... so I have a little book which I keep in the pantry (close at hand) and have jotted some down from time to time. Here are a few funnies...
This first one was only a couple of days ago:
Mum, what is your favourite type of weed? (this one had me chuckling!)
When Josh was about 4 he said to a friend who was staying with us:
"You look different today... maybe you had a bath!". Thankfully it was taken in good humour!
Another time Joshua (5 + yrs) was praying and said "It's funny that you made people out of dust, isn't it Lord?"
After a meal that must have made some sort of impression:
"I am very content with you cooking that yummy meal, Mummy!"
...And some logic from our then 4 year old:
We had just bought a new computer and Joshua was asking if he could use his special CD, Reader Rabbit on it. We had just sold our old computer. Daddy explained that Reader Rabbit only worked on the old computer. Joshua thought for a minute and then said "Oh well.(sigh).. we'll just have to wait until it's old!"
What are some funny things your kids have said to you?
